Hey, Target, I'm freezing my ass off right now

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01/06/2018 at 01:16 • Filed to: None

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I know you have to prepare for the next season in order to maximize sales and all, but here in the first week of January, when I’m experiencing to joys of sub-zero temperatures for the first time, I am more interested in buying long underwear and thick socks than I am in swimming trunks and sandals. Seriously - I cannot believe you’ve removed those things already from stores in the Midwest. You’re based in Minnesota - you should know better.


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Kinja'd!!! arl > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
01/06/2018 at 09:20

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I always imagine the owners of retail stores like the Dukes in Trading Places; Sell, Sell, Sell!!

I know it’s summer, but put out the winter gear, Sell, Sell, Sell!


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
01/06/2018 at 09:55

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I know what you mean it’s getting crazy. I bought some winter workout clothes at Dick’s just before Xmas and they were on clearance. It doesn’t get really cold here til the first week of January. But I guess you have to buy ahead because it’s al gone by the time it actually gets cold.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
01/06/2018 at 11:11

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I was prepared and doing OK until just last week. The elastic in my long underwear wore out and they kept slipping below my ass crack. On the bright side it wasn’t my regular underwear but it still felt odd...